1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,990 Do you want to wait here or... meet me inside? 2 00:00:05,025 --> 00:00:07,398 Uh.. um.. 3 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:10,318 I...I will say no. 4 00:00:10,353 --> 00:00:15,465 - Why don't you just come with me? - No.. uh.. down there? 5 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:21,410 I'm not, not good with garage. It's so, garage like. 6 00:00:21,445 --> 00:00:25,130 Why do you have to go the bank? Why can't you just use one of those machines? 7 00:00:25,165 --> 00:00:28,474 - Because I lost ATM card. - I thought you just lost your check book. 8 00:00:28,509 --> 00:00:31,878 Yes. And I also lost address book. 9 00:00:33,803 --> 00:00:37,114 You'll stay here, I'll be back in 5 minutes, ok? 10 00:01:47,035 --> 00:01:48,398 Sharona. 11 00:01:51,092 --> 00:01:54,474 - Douglas is worried about you. - Oh, my god! 12 00:02:04,156 --> 00:02:06,426 We need a paramedic! He had multiple stab wounds. 13 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,709 The parking garage on 10th and Van ness. 14 00:02:09,744 --> 00:02:12,158 - He's been stabbed? - Yes, I think he's dead! 15 00:02:12,193 --> 00:02:14,655 And he said my name. He's right over here. 16 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:18,903 What? 17 00:02:27,132 --> 00:02:29,788 I'm telling you, he was right here! 18 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:35,923 MONK Season 3 Epi. 06 Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf 19 00:03:41,861 --> 00:03:45,016 - Anything? - Captain, I'm not a rocket scientist, 20 00:03:45,051 --> 00:03:47,921 but I think I know whether or not there's a body in the room. 21 00:03:53,456 --> 00:03:57,012 - Hey, here you go. - Thanks. 22 00:03:58,006 --> 00:04:02,124 So listen, I got to file a report here. You understand, right? 23 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,497 This man you saw... 24 00:04:06,532 --> 00:04:09,746 he was, what, medium build, about 30 years old? 25 00:04:09,781 --> 00:04:11,875 Maybe 35. 26 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:15,555 And he was wearing boots and a cowboy shirt. 27 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:18,098 And he, uh, had a knife in his chest. 28 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,298 Yeah, and a screwdriver in his ear. 29 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:24,339 Flat head or Phillips head? 30 00:04:24,374 --> 00:04:26,200 Sorry. 31 00:04:29,523 --> 00:04:34,323 And this guy, he called you by your name. - Yep. 32 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,534 I mean, did he say anything else? 33 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:40,206 - "Douglas is worried about you." - "Douglas is worried about you." 34 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:41,818 Who's Douglas? 35 00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:45,385 Douglas was my father's name. 36 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,938 Well, where's he now? 37 00:04:47,973 --> 00:04:50,385 He's been dead for 20 years. 38 00:04:53,802 --> 00:04:56,978 The luminol tests are negative. There is no sign of blood. 39 00:04:57,013 --> 00:04:59,506 Well, maybe whoever killed the guy, cleaned up. 40 00:05:00,464 --> 00:05:03,189 What, in two minutes, and got rid of a body? 41 00:05:03,224 --> 00:05:04,929 Even you couldn't do that. 42 00:05:04,964 --> 00:05:06,902 Look at the windshield. 43 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:11,363 Okay, what about it? 44 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:16,045 There were four dead bugs on that windshield in the shape of a trapezoid. 45 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,532 - A trapezoid. - Yeah. They've been there all day. 46 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,318 Somebody wiped it off. 47 00:05:21,353 --> 00:05:22,980 Well, maybe she wiped it off. 48 00:05:23,015 --> 00:05:25,631 - Why would she do that? - You tell me. 49 00:05:26,539 --> 00:05:28,758 Look, Monk, you're the best on-site detective I know. 50 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:30,360 Do you see anything here, 51 00:05:30,395 --> 00:05:34,408 anything at all besides the missing trapezoid bugs... 52 00:05:34,443 --> 00:05:36,634 to corroborate her story? 53 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:44,113 I'm not at my best in parking garages. 54 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:48,398 Oh. Trudy. I'm sorry. 55 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:55,278 Look, I don't know what to think. 56 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,366 Sharona has been under a lot of stress. 57 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:02,463 She's been losing things. She's been forgetting appointments. 58 00:06:02,498 --> 00:06:04,400 Maybe she needs some time off. 59 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:06,758 - From what? - From you. 60 00:06:08,094 --> 00:06:11,129 Monk, that lady's got the most stressful job in North america. 61 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:14,616 I know guys on the bomb squad, tough as nails, nerves of steel, 62 00:06:14,651 --> 00:06:18,562 that couldn't work for you. They'd have cracked four years ago. 63 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:20,588 I'd say give her a break. 64 00:06:20,623 --> 00:06:23,050 A week off with pay. Send her home. 65 00:06:23,085 --> 00:06:25,363 There, case closed. 66 00:06:30,414 --> 00:06:32,855 Well, I can't believe you've never played dominos before. 67 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,274 Me neither. 68 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,645 That's the last one. We did it. 69 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,015 Hold it. 70 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,923 - Okay. - All right. - Good job. 71 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,621 - Now the best part. - I know. I know. 72 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:52,837 I've been waiting for this. Okay, on your mark... 73 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:56,668 Get set... Go! 74 00:06:57,940 --> 00:07:00,015 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What, what are you doing? 75 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,806 Putting them away. Hey, watch this. 76 00:07:01,841 --> 00:07:03,128 Two at a time. 77 00:07:03,163 --> 00:07:05,365 No, no, no. You're supposed to knock them down. 78 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,854 What? - You're supposed to knock them over. 79 00:07:06,889 --> 00:07:10,480 No, no, wait, wait, wait, Benjy, Benjy, Benjamin. 80 00:07:10,515 --> 00:07:14,485 No, no, see, if, if you knock that one over, 81 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,449 then they're all going to go. 82 00:07:17,484 --> 00:07:20,180 And then, then you have a giant mess. 83 00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:21,769 Thank god I was here. 84 00:07:21,804 --> 00:07:25,370 Let's put them away. This is fun. - But, you know... 85 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:28,372 Hey, hey. Let's put them away in order. 86 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,011 - Here. Here's a 2 dotter. - Fine. 87 00:07:31,046 --> 00:07:32,789 Looking for all the 2 dotters. 88 00:07:32,824 --> 00:07:34,723 Hey, Benjy, listen, I'm going to be back in two hours, 89 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,469 and there's no TV until you do your homework, okay? 90 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:40,035 All right, now my... 91 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,019 my wallet... 92 00:07:42,054 --> 00:07:44,847 keys... 93 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,015 the window. 94 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,186 Adrian, can you get this window for me? 95 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,452 - Because I'm, I'm running late. - Sure. 96 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:56,489 - How's your class going? - Great. 97 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:58,020 I used to write all the time in high school, 98 00:07:58,055 --> 00:08:03,019 but I, I think it's very important that I have a creative outlet, you know? 99 00:08:03,054 --> 00:08:06,109 Something to express myself. 100 00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:09,170 So, uh, when are you coming back to work? 101 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:13,165 Um... Tomorrow. 102 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,717 - Tomorrow. Really? - Yeah. 103 00:08:19,714 --> 00:08:22,726 Adrian, I really appreciate the time off. 104 00:08:24,206 --> 00:08:27,376 And, uh, listen... 105 00:08:27,411 --> 00:08:31,631 I know you were worried about me, but it was so real. 106 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:35,312 His face, the blood... 107 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,692 it's not going to happen again. 108 00:08:38,105 --> 00:08:39,525 All right. 109 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:44,034 Benjy, be good. Listen to him, okay? - Okay. 110 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:55,837 I can't believe she actually likes going to school. 111 00:08:55,872 --> 00:08:59,215 She stays up all night writing her stories. - What kind of stories? 112 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,462 I don't know. She doesn't let me read them. 113 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,972 I saw the name of one, though. 114 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:05,798 - "The fatal recipe." - Yeah. 115 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:07,733 I think it's a mystery. 116 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:13,555 Stop! stop! 117 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:15,691 Benjy, stop, stop it. stop it. 118 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,888 Stop! 119 00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:22,756 Oh... 120 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,534 Stop! 121 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,488 What have we done? 122 00:09:34,471 --> 00:09:38,725 Gandoroh watched the pilgrims of Zenlahf enter the valley below. 123 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,257 He saluted them with his robotic right arm. 124 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:45,883 In his left arm he held the cloak of invisibility, 125 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:50,121 while he slipped his middle arm behind his back 126 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:55,091 to pull the final arrow from his quiver. 127 00:09:55,126 --> 00:09:56,657 The end. 128 00:09:56,692 --> 00:09:59,660 Thank you, Billy. That was very vivid. 129 00:09:59,695 --> 00:10:02,449 - Any questions or comments? - Yeah, I got a question. 130 00:10:02,484 --> 00:10:06,358 Who do I see about getting the last 15 minutes of my life back? 131 00:10:06,393 --> 00:10:10,436 For your information, Varla, fantasy fiction is very hot right now, okay? 132 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,921 For your information, you're delusional. 133 00:10:12,956 --> 00:10:15,808 You know what I do all day? I'm a nurse. I know sick when I see it, 134 00:10:15,843 --> 00:10:18,350 and this is one sad, sick, geeky puppy. 135 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,751 Varla, please, no negatives. 136 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:25,065 We are here to support each other and respect each other. 137 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,460 Okay. 138 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,821 Here are your papers from last week. 139 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:31,424 Eddie, very good. 140 00:10:31,459 --> 00:10:33,766 Rita, love the metaphor. 141 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,966 George, not bad. 142 00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:39,368 Varla... 143 00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:43,492 A B-? Oh, we're going to have to talk about this. 144 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,428 Okay, um, 145 00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:49,323 continue to work on your papers. 146 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,876 Remember to write your first draft by hand. 147 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:56,106 Just let it flow. I will see you all Wednesday. 148 00:10:59,964 --> 00:11:01,629 - Um, Ms. Preminger? - Yes? 149 00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:05,416 - I didn't get my paper. - Sharona, you didn't turn one in. 150 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:09,674 What? Yeah, I did. I, I gave it to you on Wednesday. 151 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,296 I was going to mention that, actually, 152 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:14,227 but I just assumed you didn't finish and you'd turn it in later. 153 00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:17,057 No. no, no, no. I, I handed it in. 154 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:19,680 I, you were looking at it. 155 00:11:19,715 --> 00:11:23,689 Did you check your car? Maybe it fell between the seats? 156 00:11:25,692 --> 00:11:28,959 No. I... 157 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:33,359 Sharona, are you okay? 158 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:02,072 Oh, my god! 159 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,002 You know, it's a confusing time, 160 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:17,262 not just for you, but for everyone. 161 00:12:17,297 --> 00:12:19,172 It's hard to feel centered. 162 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:22,623 These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. 163 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,956 what are you feeling right now? 164 00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:31,737 Well, I feel weird being here... 165 00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,744 like I'm trespassing. 166 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:40,742 I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh? 167 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,156 I'm not at liberty to say. 168 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:51,360 Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. 169 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,028 That's got to be him. 170 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,326 Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, 171 00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:57,899 So I could get this window a little... 172 00:12:59,332 --> 00:13:01,718 You, you said that, um, 173 00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:04,949 You've been, what, losing things, right? 174 00:13:05,955 --> 00:13:08,135 Besides my sanity? 175 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,970 Look... 176 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,460 I thought I handed in a paper at school, 177 00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:20,853 and it turned out I didn't. 178 00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:23,115 That happens. 179 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,287 Okay, well, last week... 180 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,776 I found a remote control in the freezer. 181 00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:30,097 4 days ago, my car keys are in the basement, 182 00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:32,583 And I haven't been down there in months. 183 00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:40,797 Are you next? 184 00:13:40,832 --> 00:13:43,624 I'm just waiting for a friend. 185 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:45,875 I've never been here on Tuesday before. 186 00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:48,584 I'm here on Mondays... 187 00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:52,136 And Fridays. 188 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:57,314 And every other Wednesday. 189 00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:12,391 What do you think of the new white noise machine? 190 00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:15,868 I don't like it. It's half-decibel louder. 191 00:14:15,903 --> 00:14:18,817 Exactly. - Yeah. 192 00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:28,680 How do you feel when, when you lose something? 193 00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,907 Scared... But I can't show it because of Benjy. 194 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:36,561 Okay, what, what are you afraid of? 195 00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:41,263 That I'm falling apart... 196 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,938 like my father. 197 00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:45,058 Tell me about that. 198 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:56,513 My father was a very active man. 199 00:14:56,548 --> 00:15:00,735 Because he owned a hardware store back in Jersey, 200 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:06,832 and, um, one morning, he never came downstairs. 201 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,328 He wouldn't get out of bed. He said he couldn't. 202 00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:12,081 He said he was too tired. 203 00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:17,885 And he never got out of bed... 204 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,179 and my mother had sold the store. 205 00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:27,638 - I'm sorry. - Everybody was sorry. 206 00:15:29,651 --> 00:15:32,813 And then he ended up in the hospital. 207 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:37,970 Everybody called it a rest home, but I knew what that really was. 208 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,612 So... 209 00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:45,834 you know what? All, all I can remember... 210 00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:49,514 was that, that his room was this ugly blue color, 211 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,836 and that it smelled like fish, 212 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:59,599 and that's where he died in that room. 213 00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:05,155 I was 12 at that time and... 214 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:11,928 Oh, that's how old Benjy is. 215 00:16:11,963 --> 00:16:16,776 I swear to god, if I have a breakdown, I am never going to forgive him. 216 00:16:17,499 --> 00:16:19,893 Your father? 217 00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:22,070 Adrian. 218 00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:25,571 Sharona, you're, you're not... 219 00:16:25,606 --> 00:16:28,540 you're not saying that Adrian is responsible for this. 220 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:32,116 You're a nurse. You know he's not contagious. 221 00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:35,132 Look, I am with him all day, 222 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:39,352 and all I know is that I was fine before I met him. 223 00:17:25,425 --> 00:17:27,024 what are you doing? 224 00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:29,843 Just making them even... 225 00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:34,269 two, two... and two. 226 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,767 - That's the way Dr. Kroger likes it. - Did he tell you that? 227 00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:42,073 I didn't think so. 228 00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:44,017 No, Dr. Kroger and I have a system. 229 00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:47,375 We, we arrange them by titles. 230 00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:53,638 I don't think so. 231 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,248 So this is why I have to fix it every time I come in. 232 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,289 I was just about to say the same thing. 233 00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:00,549 - Right up here. - Stop acting like a child now. 234 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,971 You are being ridiculous. You are spiraling... 235 00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:04,941 Not only do you have serious control issues, 236 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,133 - you're a pathological liar. - Well, you are a fool. 237 00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:11,054 Because I know, I have known Dr. Kroger for a much longer time than you. 238 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,432 Don't drop it on the floor! 239 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,353 Well, now, now we have to throw it out. 240 00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:18,024 You're being ridiculous. This goes up here. 241 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:19,988 - You're very selfish. - Harold, Harold... 242 00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:22,407 Dr. Kroger, he keeps messing up our system. 243 00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:23,696 It has to be even. We always make them even. 244 00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:26,526 - You need help, buddy. - Adrian! Harold! 245 00:18:26,561 --> 00:18:29,374 When you're in your own homes, you can arrange everything just the way you'd like. 246 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,491 This happens to be my office. 247 00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:34,735 If things are a little messy, I like it that way. 248 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:37,159 I hope you'll both respect that. 249 00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:39,452 Harold, would you like to step in? I'll be with you in a minute. 250 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:40,791 Yes, why don't you go in the office now? 251 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,551 Adrian, I'll take care of it from here. Thank you. 252 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,776 Harold, go in the office. I'll be there in a second. 253 00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:49,762 - Thank you, Harold. - I'll see you in hell, Harold. - Adrian. 254 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,093 Sharona, that was a very good start. 255 00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:55,686 I'll see you on Thursday. Harold! Thank you. Adrian. 256 00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:57,382 - Thank you, doctor. - Thank you. 257 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,435 How was it in there? 258 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,334 I don't want to talk about it. 259 00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:09,974 I'm going to go wash up. 260 00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:28,671 You can get through this. You can get through this. 261 00:19:33,518 --> 00:19:36,005 Oh, my god. 262 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:53,914 - Daddy needs you. - Oh, my god! 263 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:59,654 Adrian, I... 264 00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:10,970 He, he was right there. Look, Check the stall. 265 00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:12,396 - I, I'd rather not check the stall. - Check the stall! 266 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:15,682 All right. I'll check the stall. 267 00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:30,235 Oh, god. 268 00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:41,154 I remember when bathroom walls were for phone numbers and dirty limericks. 269 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:44,074 And funny drawings of your commanding officer. 270 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,967 What drawings? 271 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:50,535 Like that? 272 00:20:50,987 --> 00:20:52,499 I don't know. 273 00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:54,971 Maybe the eyebrows were a little bit thicker. 274 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,883 Mm, like that. 275 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,668 Maybe. I, I don't know. 276 00:21:00,703 --> 00:21:02,765 So what do you think? 277 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,433 - I want to believe her. - Well, I want to believe her, too, 278 00:21:05,468 --> 00:21:07,149 but that's not what I asked you. 279 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,569 I don't know. 280 00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:11,503 Maybe I'm too close to it, like I am with the Trudy case. 281 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:15,035 - There is zero physical evidence. - There was the hook in the ceiling. 282 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:18,275 We checked it, Monk. It was always there. 283 00:21:34,221 --> 00:21:37,060 There it is. Right there. 284 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,930 This? 285 00:21:44,029 --> 00:21:46,453 Oh, that's a perfect match. 286 00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:48,216 What's that white stuff? 287 00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:50,664 - Plaster... - from the wall. 288 00:21:50,699 --> 00:21:53,338 Well, now we know what "help me" means. 289 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,281 Sharona... 290 00:22:19,762 --> 00:22:22,727 Adrian... 291 00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:26,248 I can't take care of you anymore. 292 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:30,658 What? - Look, I have to take some time off, okay? 293 00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:34,293 Now, I just called a really good friend of mine who's a registered nurse, 294 00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:36,372 and she's going to fill in for me. 295 00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:38,772 What's she like? 296 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:53,967 - Are you Adam? - Uh, no. 297 00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:56,322 Wait. Hold on. Anthony. 298 00:22:56,357 --> 00:22:58,772 - Adrian. - No, that's not it. 299 00:22:58,807 --> 00:23:00,900 Shoot, I can't read my own handwriting. 300 00:23:00,935 --> 00:23:03,162 It's Adrian. I'm pretty sure. 301 00:23:03,197 --> 00:23:06,772 Hold on. A, adrian. 302 00:23:06,807 --> 00:23:07,951 You were right. 303 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:11,192 I'm Varla, Sharona's friend from her writing class. 304 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:15,499 - She told you I was coming, right? - Well, um... 305 00:23:15,534 --> 00:23:17,658 - uh... - what are you looking at? 306 00:23:17,693 --> 00:23:19,878 My eyes are up here. 307 00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:21,553 I, uh, no. Uh, no, I wasn't... 308 00:23:21,588 --> 00:23:23,632 What's a Monk doing looking at my breasts? 309 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,710 I'm not a Monk. My name is Monk. 310 00:23:26,745 --> 00:23:29,105 My boyfriend teaches kickboxing. 311 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,941 You don't want to be messing with me. 312 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:34,768 - Uh, are you a nurse or... - I'm not just a nurse. 313 00:23:34,803 --> 00:23:36,608 Honey, I'm your nurse. 314 00:23:36,643 --> 00:23:38,402 And I got to pee. Hold my note. 315 00:23:38,437 --> 00:23:40,273 Got to go make my bladder gladder. 316 00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:42,693 Not, not, not, no. No, please, don't. 317 00:23:42,728 --> 00:23:46,829 That, not really a public... restroom. 318 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,321 What do you want from me? 319 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,601 I have a knife! 320 00:24:18,636 --> 00:24:20,333 Hey. 321 00:24:20,368 --> 00:24:22,544 You don't recognize your own ex-husband? 322 00:24:23,836 --> 00:24:25,195 Trevor. 323 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:28,248 You scared me half to death. How did you get in here? 324 00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:30,749 You still hide your spare keys above the door. 325 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:36,264 Well, you just can't come walking into my house like this, okay? 326 00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:38,208 I'm waiting for Benjy. 327 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,828 - He called me. - Benjy called you? 328 00:24:41,863 --> 00:24:43,881 He said he was worried about you. 329 00:24:46,170 --> 00:24:49,937 Well, you're wasting your time. You should go back to Jersey. 330 00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:51,719 We're fine. 331 00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:54,639 Are you? 332 00:24:57,312 --> 00:25:00,229 I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper dosages. 333 00:25:00,264 --> 00:25:02,981 - Don't take any medication. - What the hell am I doing here, then? 334 00:25:03,016 --> 00:25:05,244 I have, I just need a little help. 335 00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:08,286 - Doing what? - Everything. 336 00:25:08,321 --> 00:25:10,141 I'm hungry. 337 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:16,347 What's in here? 338 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:19,015 - Shoes? - No, that's my food. 339 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,171 I keep it all airtight containers. 340 00:25:21,206 --> 00:25:24,052 It's in a certain order. It's color-coded. 341 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,349 There's a chart on the inside of the door here. 342 00:25:26,384 --> 00:25:28,382 What's in this one? 343 00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:31,068 - Turkey? - That's for you. 344 00:25:31,103 --> 00:25:33,348 For me? You didn't even know I was coming. 345 00:25:33,383 --> 00:25:36,554 I know, but it's yours now. 346 00:25:36,589 --> 00:25:37,983 No meds, huh? 347 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:42,280 Sharona wanted me to, to give you this. 348 00:25:45,156 --> 00:25:47,290 What's on? 349 00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:51,325 Adrian monk, care and feeding. Special diet, he's got phobias. 350 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,793 Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... 351 00:25:53,828 --> 00:25:55,375 you're afraid of milk? 352 00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:57,248 How old are you, man? 353 00:25:57,283 --> 00:26:00,138 I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk. 354 00:26:00,173 --> 00:26:03,812 - You must be very proud of him. - For what, not being afraid of milk? 355 00:26:03,847 --> 00:26:05,225 That just mean she's normal. 356 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:07,472 You don't need this. 357 00:26:07,507 --> 00:26:09,508 Sharona's a good nurse, 358 00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:12,771 but she's been treating you like a baby. 359 00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:15,046 The party is over, Adrian monk, 360 00:26:15,081 --> 00:26:18,136 Because I'm going to treat you like a man. 361 00:26:18,171 --> 00:26:20,515 Don't do that. 362 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,347 And since we're going to be together for two weeks, 363 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:24,495 there's a few things you need to know, - No, no, no. 364 00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:28,868 all right? I get a hour for lunch by myself with a TV. 365 00:26:28,903 --> 00:26:31,084 Okay, by 5:30, what? 366 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,950 In my car driving away waving goodbye. 367 00:26:33,985 --> 00:26:35,364 I get weekends off. 368 00:26:35,399 --> 00:26:37,323 Don't call me at home unless it's an emergency, 369 00:26:37,358 --> 00:26:41,203 which it won't be, so don't ever call me. 370 00:26:41,238 --> 00:26:42,767 - Yeah. - There you go again, 371 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:45,299 - looking at my chest. - No, no, I'm... 372 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:49,125 Touch me again and I'm going to smack you so hard, even your children will feel it. 373 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:54,137 - Now, where you keep the chips? - I don't, I don't have any children. 374 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:58,522 Um, Trudy and I talked about it, but, uh... 375 00:26:58,557 --> 00:27:00,828 Oh, shoot, there's a crumb. 376 00:27:01,562 --> 00:27:03,481 So how's Sharona, anyway? 377 00:27:03,516 --> 00:27:06,490 I, I don't know. Uh... 378 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:11,320 - I was just going to call her, though. - I'm worried about that girl. 379 00:27:11,355 --> 00:27:13,907 I have never seen anybody fall apart that fast. 380 00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:16,801 Really? - I used to work in the psycho wards. 381 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,539 Nobody starts hallucinating overnight, 382 00:27:19,574 --> 00:27:21,394 unless they've been chewing on mushrooms. 383 00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:23,614 But with Sharona, there were no warning signs at all. 384 00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:26,031 It just doesn't make sense. 385 00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:28,386 - You're right. - I know I'm right. 386 00:27:28,421 --> 00:27:30,722 I don't need you to tell me I'm right. 387 00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:34,086 - What are you doing? - I want to check something out. 388 00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:36,153 That's what I do. You come with me. 389 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,280 - What? - It's part of the job. 390 00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,913 I'm a detective, and you are my helper. 391 00:27:40,948 --> 00:27:43,264 I'm your what? 392 00:27:45,307 --> 00:27:49,240 - Ms. Preminger. - Oh, Sharona. 393 00:27:49,275 --> 00:27:52,834 Thank you for coming. I wanted to talk to you in person. 394 00:27:52,869 --> 00:27:54,677 Are you really dropping my class? 395 00:27:54,712 --> 00:27:57,495 Yeah. I'm sorry. 396 00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:59,614 Was, was it something I did or said? 397 00:27:59,649 --> 00:28:03,335 Oh, no, no, no, no. You, you've been great. I... 398 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:05,584 I just have some personal issues. 399 00:28:05,619 --> 00:28:09,965 Sharona, promise me that you will continue to write. 400 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,846 You have such a unique voice, and I don't say that to everybody. 401 00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:16,639 That essay you wrote about your father... 402 00:28:16,674 --> 00:28:21,536 - I cried when I read that. - Thanks. 403 00:28:21,571 --> 00:28:23,693 Well, if you go to the registrar's office, you might 404 00:28:23,694 --> 00:28:25,654 be able to get a partial refund on your tuition. 405 00:28:27,446 --> 00:28:29,781 Sharona? 406 00:28:29,816 --> 00:28:32,058 Sharona, are you okay? 407 00:28:32,093 --> 00:28:37,274 There's somebody outside the window. 408 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,546 Where? 409 00:28:55,585 --> 00:28:59,931 You know, I'm... I'm just really tired. 410 00:28:59,966 --> 00:29:05,615 Ms., Um, thanks for everything. 411 00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:25,088 You're going to have to take care of Benjy for a little while. 412 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,374 - Since when? - Since now. 413 00:29:33,256 --> 00:29:35,520 Hey, don't give me that look. 414 00:29:35,555 --> 00:29:38,596 You didn't win anything. This isn't about custody. 415 00:29:38,631 --> 00:29:41,172 This is about what's doing best for Benjy right now, 416 00:29:41,207 --> 00:29:44,015 and when I'm feeling more up to it, 417 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,981 he's going to come back with me. 418 00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:48,105 Right? 419 00:29:50,061 --> 00:29:53,564 She parks the car here. 420 00:29:53,599 --> 00:29:56,903 She gets out, come on. You be her. 421 00:29:58,116 --> 00:30:01,744 Screwdriver man appears. 422 00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:07,810 He walks toward her. 423 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,224 What is it? 424 00:30:42,793 --> 00:30:44,888 Is that a clue? 425 00:30:50,752 --> 00:30:54,170 It's a silver tip from a cowboy boot. 426 00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:59,731 Sharona said he was wearing cowboy boots. 427 00:30:59,766 --> 00:31:02,448 Ooh, may it was Garth brooks. 428 00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:06,988 There. I solved the case. 429 00:31:07,023 --> 00:31:08,648 What? 430 00:31:08,683 --> 00:31:11,094 Am I right about Garth brooks? 431 00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:17,311 She wasn't hallucinating. 432 00:31:17,346 --> 00:31:19,564 He was here. 433 00:31:20,231 --> 00:31:24,573 - Wipe. - Wipe what? 434 00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:28,567 When I say "wipe," you give me a handwipe. 435 00:31:28,602 --> 00:31:29,835 That's how it works. 436 00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:34,256 That's how what works? - It. 437 00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:38,915 You better get over it real fast. 438 00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:52,627 Is this home made? 439 00:32:04,163 --> 00:32:07,301 - Don't you have a class? - I'm taking the night off. 440 00:32:07,336 --> 00:32:11,183 - That's a first. - How would you know? 441 00:32:11,218 --> 00:32:14,642 You'd have to be paying attention to know something like that. 442 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,683 Meredith... 443 00:32:19,718 --> 00:32:21,917 let's don't start. 444 00:32:25,469 --> 00:32:27,311 Are you sick? 445 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,524 No. But you are. 446 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:32,319 In fact... 447 00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:37,190 I'll be calling the paramedics in about 2 and half to 3 minutes. 448 00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:45,483 What for? 449 00:32:45,518 --> 00:32:49,699 Maxwell, You're going to have a heart attack. 450 00:32:58,941 --> 00:33:03,079 Right on time... as always. 451 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:12,367 Oh, he's dead. 452 00:33:13,154 --> 00:33:16,512 He's been dead for a long time. He just didn't know it. 453 00:33:16,547 --> 00:33:19,580 - This wine OK? - Oh, no. Wine's fine. 454 00:33:19,615 --> 00:33:21,475 It was just in the soup. 455 00:33:21,510 --> 00:33:24,878 To our partner, Sharona fleming. 456 00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:27,625 We couldn't have done it without her. 457 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,939 Sharona! Great news! 458 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:51,255 Hey, you're not going to believe it. 459 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,967 What, what happened here? 460 00:33:53,002 --> 00:33:54,813 Nothing. It fell. What is it? 461 00:33:54,848 --> 00:33:55,997 Aw, let me help you. 462 00:33:56,032 --> 00:33:58,320 - What, what is it? - One second. 463 00:33:58,355 --> 00:34:00,391 Hey, coconut, 464 00:34:00,426 --> 00:34:03,142 you were talking to the lady. Finish what you were saying. 465 00:34:04,282 --> 00:34:06,654 - You're not crazy. -What? 466 00:34:06,689 --> 00:34:08,257 You are not crazy. 467 00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:10,259 You might want a second opinion. 468 00:34:10,294 --> 00:34:13,324 This man's not exactly an expert on not crazy. 469 00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:15,290 Why didn't you tell me he thinks he's Kojak? 470 00:34:15,325 --> 00:34:19,692 A friend has an obligation to tell another friend when somebody think he's Kojak. 471 00:34:19,727 --> 00:34:22,304 - I'm sorry. - What is all this paper? 472 00:34:22,339 --> 00:34:24,231 It's scrap paper. I use it for packing. 473 00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:28,141 - Well, it's all crumpled now. - It's supposed to be crumpled. 474 00:34:28,176 --> 00:34:31,311 He's not on meds? Honey, he was made for meds. 475 00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:34,778 Hey, let me do this. You talk to her. 476 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,671 I went back to the garage. I found a boot tip. 477 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,903 Kojak and I were very excited about that boot tip. 478 00:34:43,938 --> 00:34:46,431 There is a shoe repair shop on Lark avenue 479 00:34:46,466 --> 00:34:50,008 that replaced a tip on a cowboy boot last monday. 480 00:34:50,043 --> 00:34:54,279 The customer's name was Denny graf. 481 00:34:54,314 --> 00:34:57,875 Does it mean anything to you? - No. 482 00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:01,587 Well, he's a security guard at the community college. 483 00:35:01,622 --> 00:35:03,103 My college? 484 00:35:03,138 --> 00:35:04,923 That mystery story that you wrote, 485 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:08,668 "the fatal recipe", what was the plot? 486 00:35:08,703 --> 00:35:10,476 Well, it's about a woman who kills her 487 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,715 husband and makes it look like a heart attack. 488 00:35:13,468 --> 00:35:16,314 Mrs. Preminger canceled her class last night... 489 00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:20,763 because her husband Max died of a heart attack. 490 00:35:20,798 --> 00:35:25,511 - Right after he ate some tomato soup. - Oh, my god. 491 00:35:25,546 --> 00:35:26,924 Oh, my god. That's my story. 492 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:30,810 It, it's based on a real case when I was an intern. 493 00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:33,842 The teckolic acid in the tomato soup activates the poison. 494 00:35:33,877 --> 00:35:36,605 It's virtually untraceable. 495 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,561 They stole my story! That's plagiarism! 496 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,717 Yeah, well, actually, it's murder. 497 00:35:41,752 --> 00:35:44,576 Did you keep a copy of the story? 498 00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:51,132 Whoa, mom. are you okay? 499 00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:53,920 Yeah, I'm great, and you're not going to Jersey. 500 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,375 Trevor, if you want to hang out here, that's fine, 501 00:35:56,410 --> 00:35:58,932 but, uh, Benjy's staying with me. 502 00:35:58,967 --> 00:36:01,330 He's not leaving. 503 00:36:01,365 --> 00:36:03,726 I'll be right back. 504 00:36:12,897 --> 00:36:14,091 What's going on? 505 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,569 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 506 00:36:16,604 --> 00:36:19,346 This is Varla davis. She's my new...something. 507 00:36:19,381 --> 00:36:22,996 How y'all doing? Are y'all pretend police officers, too? 508 00:36:23,031 --> 00:36:25,626 No, ma'am. We are real policemen. 509 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,611 - What's so important? - I'm not crazy. 510 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:29,833 It's true. 511 00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:33,209 A woman named Meredith preminger lives right there. 512 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,296 She's Sharona and Varla's creative writing teacher, 513 00:36:36,331 --> 00:36:39,965 and last night she killed her husband. 514 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,094 - And it was Sharona's idea. - No, it wasn't. 515 00:36:45,422 --> 00:36:47,627 Well, in a way, I... 516 00:36:47,662 --> 00:36:48,751 Here's what happened. 517 00:36:48,786 --> 00:36:51,108 A month ago, Sharona wrote a murder mystery 518 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:55,244 about a woman who kills her husband using a virtually untraceable poison. 519 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,946 The story was a blueprint for a perfect murder, 520 00:36:57,981 --> 00:37:00,947 exactly what Meredith and her lover were looking for. 521 00:37:00,982 --> 00:37:02,453 But they had a problem. 522 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,625 If they stole her idea, after he died, 523 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:06,550 Sharona might become suspicious. 524 00:37:06,585 --> 00:37:10,999 Somehow they had to discredit her in advance before the murder. 525 00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:13,546 - So nobody would believe her. - Exactly. 526 00:37:13,581 --> 00:37:15,539 So Sharona started seeing things. 527 00:37:15,574 --> 00:37:17,348 - Like dead people. - And losing things. 528 00:37:17,383 --> 00:37:20,543 Yeah, they must have stolen the keys from my purse and made copies of them, 529 00:37:20,578 --> 00:37:23,216 and that's how they got into my house and moved everything around. 530 00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:25,344 Look, at 5:30, I am off the clock. 531 00:37:25,379 --> 00:37:27,181 I don't care if y'all are still looking for Waldo. 532 00:37:27,216 --> 00:37:29,397 I'm outta here. 533 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,699 - So that's the new nurse. - Yeah. 534 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:37,000 - How's that going? - Oh, I love her. 535 00:37:37,035 --> 00:37:39,985 Couldn't be better. Help me. 536 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:45,273 - Ms. Preminger? - That's right. 537 00:37:45,308 --> 00:37:47,941 Excuse me, I'm sorry. I know this is a bad time. 538 00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:51,984 I'm captain Stottlemeyer. This is Adrian monk, lieutenant Disher, 539 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:55,454 and I believe you know Varla davis and Sharona fleming. 540 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,501 What's going on? 541 00:37:57,536 --> 00:38:02,708 Well, ma'am, there have been some questions raised about the death of your husband. 542 00:38:02,743 --> 00:38:04,558 By her? 543 00:38:06,134 --> 00:38:11,074 Captain, she's delusional. You can ask anyone. 544 00:38:11,109 --> 00:38:13,425 Meredith, is there a problem? 545 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:17,130 God, that's, that's him. 546 00:38:18,038 --> 00:38:20,875 They want to talk to me about Max's death. 547 00:38:20,910 --> 00:38:24,401 It's not a good time. Maybe after the services on Saturday. 548 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,741 You mean after the body's been cremated? 549 00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:30,186 You poisoned him, and you got the idea from that story I wrote. 550 00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:32,593 - Did I? - Yes. 551 00:38:32,628 --> 00:38:36,361 - Can you prove it? - Yes, I can. It's right here. 552 00:38:36,396 --> 00:38:39,036 This is my second draft. 553 00:38:41,865 --> 00:38:44,130 The fatal recipe. 554 00:38:44,165 --> 00:38:48,654 That's a good title. 555 00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:53,477 Help me, help me, somebody help me. Help me, please. 556 00:38:53,512 --> 00:38:56,779 - Help me now. - Shoot. 557 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:58,736 You know this is going to affect our grade. 558 00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:00,732 Is there anything else? 559 00:39:03,399 --> 00:39:05,853 I didn't think so. 560 00:39:14,737 --> 00:39:16,914 They, they must have taken the real papers 561 00:39:16,949 --> 00:39:19,994 when, when they were in my house. They... 562 00:39:20,029 --> 00:39:22,169 My fault. I should have read it first. 563 00:39:22,204 --> 00:39:23,793 Well, it couldn't have hurt. 564 00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:25,562 Sharona, has anybody else read your story? 565 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,660 No, she told me not to show it to anyone. 566 00:39:27,695 --> 00:39:29,265 Would the poison show up in an autopsy? 567 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,197 Probably, but no judge is going to order one without any evidence. 568 00:39:32,232 --> 00:39:35,022 Listen, there has to be something. There, there... 569 00:39:35,057 --> 00:39:37,118 Oh, I know where there's a copy, 570 00:39:37,153 --> 00:39:40,354 a copy of your story in your own handwriting. 571 00:39:40,389 --> 00:39:42,550 - That's impossible. - Oh, it's possible, 572 00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:44,917 and I'll show it to you on three conditions. 573 00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:47,378 Number one, I'm not waiting two weeks. 574 00:39:47,413 --> 00:39:48,980 You taking him back today. 575 00:39:49,015 --> 00:39:51,957 Right now. The party is over. 576 00:39:51,992 --> 00:39:53,866 What are the other two conditions? 577 00:39:53,901 --> 00:39:55,491 Forget the other conditions. 578 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:58,885 I want you to stay with her, Because y'all are a perfect team, 579 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,171 - Sharona, Monk, and not me. - Deal. Where's the story? 580 00:40:02,206 --> 00:40:06,510 Mrs. Preminger always told us to write our first draft by hand, 581 00:40:06,545 --> 00:40:09,929 - something about feeling the words. - Right, but I threw it out. 582 00:40:09,964 --> 00:40:11,766 She told us to throw away our first drafts. 583 00:40:11,801 --> 00:40:17,177 Yeah, but you didn't. You used it as scrap paper and packing material. 584 00:40:20,535 --> 00:40:22,374 Kenny smiled icily. 585 00:40:22,409 --> 00:40:23,832 Don't worry about the police, he said. 586 00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:26,693 The teckolic acid in the soup is 100 % untraceable. 587 00:40:27,489 --> 00:40:31,109 - Just call me Mrs. Kojak. - Well, where were you? 588 00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:35,041 I, she makes me very nervous. 589 00:40:35,076 --> 00:40:37,162 Well, I'm going to have another talk with the grieving widow. 590 00:40:37,197 --> 00:40:38,981 Yes, you do that. 591 00:40:39,016 --> 00:40:41,637 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, dishwater. 592 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:44,129 I need you to take me home, baby. It's 5:30. 593 00:40:44,164 --> 00:40:47,456 - I have to go with the captain. - No, you need to take me home. 594 00:40:47,491 --> 00:40:48,912 I'm not going to be standing around here 595 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,582 watching y'all read nobody their rights, now. 596 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:54,307 I'm ready to go. I said I say 5:30, I get off at 5:30. 597 00:40:54,342 --> 00:40:56,735 Get in the car. Come on. 598 00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:58,603 Get in the car. Let's go. 599 00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:04,074 What are you looking at? 600 00:41:04,109 --> 00:41:06,825 My eyes are up here! 601 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,758 That's the D. A. with a search warrant. 602 00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:25,791 There'll be an autopsy tomorrow. 603 00:41:25,826 --> 00:41:29,090 - Let's go home. - Good idea. 604 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:35,925 What? 605 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,770 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 606 00:41:39,805 --> 00:41:42,232 - Get in the car. - And, uh... 607 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:45,560 can I be the one with all the problems again? 608 00:41:45,595 --> 00:41:46,731 Sure. 609 00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:48,986 - Get in the car. - What a relief. 610 00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:50,857 Unless, of course, you miss it. 611 00:41:50,892 --> 00:41:52,673 We could take turns. 612 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:55,108 I can go off the rails Monday through Friday, 613 00:41:55,143 --> 00:41:56,667 you can have the weekends. 614 00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:58,044 Actually, you know what? That would be perfect, 615 00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:00,755 because even though I would be on my own for those two days, 616 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,704 you couldn't stick me with Varla again, because she always takes the weekends off. 617 00:42:02,739 --> 00:42:09,228 Of course, then you would have to prepare my Saturday and Sunday meals in advance. 618 00:42:09,278 --> 00:42:13,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0